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Ca y est, sleeve + 21 jours<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je rentre chez moi et je dois g\u00e9rer ma nouvelle organisation et la gestion de mon alimentation. Et tout de suite, je comprends que cela ne va pas \u00eatre facile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A la clinique, tout \u00e9tait contr\u00f4l\u00e9, repas servis \u00e0 heure fixe et entre deux prises alimentaires, z\u00e9ro tentation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si la sleeve \u00e0 consid\u00e9rablement r\u00e9duit la sensation permanente de faim, force est de constater que je suis rest\u00e9 gourmand, tr\u00e8s gourmand…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A un moment, c\u2019est ma fille qui ouvre le frigo et se fait une \u00e9norme tartine avec du fromage. Je salive silencieusement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A table, je vois passer les entr\u00e9es, les fromages, les d\u00e9serts, mais je dois me contenter de mon assiette plut\u00f4t frugale… et bien souvent, je ne vais m\u00eame pas r\u00e9ussir \u00e0 la finir<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une autre fois, c\u2019est ma petite fille qui passe avec un paquet de biscuit Prince \u00e0 la main. Je l’interpelle : “Tu donne un Prince \u00e0 Papy ?” et imm\u00e9diatement , tout le monde me regarde comme si je venais de commettre un attentat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Enfin, je suis all\u00e9e faire des courses avec ma fille, Covid oblige, tous les restaurants \u00e9tant ferm\u00e9s, nous nous sommes retrouv\u00e9s dans une boulangerie de type ‘Paul’, et l\u00e0, antre du diable, palais de la tentation, les odeurs de Pizza, de pain chaud, la vue des d\u00e9serts bien align\u00e9s comme des soldats pr\u00e9s \u00e0 livrer bataille, je me suis dit :
– mais que vais-je donc bien pouvoir choisir ?
– qu’est ce que Alfred (mon estomac) va arriver \u00e0 supporter ?…
– \u00e0 dig\u00e9rer ?…
Je finis par choisir un malheureux ‘Vrap’, croisement manqu\u00e9 entre un pain grec insipide et une salade au jambon mal assaisonn\u00e9e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai l’impression que tout le monde autour de moi n\u2019arr\u00eate pas de manger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai envie de tout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A la clinique, ils m’ont parl\u00e9 d’une lune de miel…et bien, pour l’instant c’est plut\u00f4t une lune de fiel…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e9s que je mange une collation, mon entourage regarde l’heure, me pose des questions : tu as le droit de manger \u00e7a ? tu es sur ? ca va pas faire trop ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comment leur faire comprendre, qu’une sleeve est une chirurgie restrictive mais qui justement dois me permettre de m’alimenter normalement et donc de manger de tout, et m\u00eame parfois manger un Prince, ou un carr\u00e9 de chocolat…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je ne dois absolument pas m’installer dans un cycle restriction \/ frustration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai envie de leur hurler : “LAISSER MOI TRANQUILLE, JE NE SUIS PAS AU R\u00c9GIME”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A mettre dans la balance cot\u00e9 satisfaction, je me sens plus en forme que jamais !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tout les matins, apr\u00e9s mon peit dejeuner \u00e0 6h30, je pars pour une longue marche avec mon chien, je respire \u00e0 plein nez l’air de ma campagne, et je rentre repus et heureux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peut \u00eatre le signe qu\u2019apr\u00e8s l’enfer viendra bient\u00f4t le paradis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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