{"id":256,"date":"2021-02-28T12:29:02","date_gmt":"2021-02-28T12:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/?p=256"},"modified":"2021-03-23T06:16:18","modified_gmt":"2021-03-23T06:16:18","slug":"alphonse-et-alfred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Alphonse et Alfred&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Avant d\u2019\u00eatre op\u00e9r\u00e9, je consid\u00e9rais la sleeve comme une chirurgie assez radicale proche d\u2019une mutilation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Couper en 2 un organe sain, mon estomac, me semblait totalement d\u00e9mesur\u00e9&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis progressivement, apr\u00e8s mon op\u00e9ration, j\u2019ai \u00e9volu\u00e9, et j\u2019ai compris que cette chirurgie est bien un acte r\u00e9parateur, salvateur !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petit \u00e0 petit, j\u2019ai fait la connaissance de mon nouvel estomac, et naturellement comme je me suis mis \u00e0 lui parler, je lui ai donn\u00e9 un petit nom : Alfred&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>et par opposition, j\u2019ai du aussi donner un nom \u00e0 mon ancien estomac : Alphonse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai pris conscience qu\u2019Alfred ne pouvait exister que par la disparition  d\u2019Alphonse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alphonse \u00e9tait un estomac infatigable, insatiable, capable d\u2019engloutir les plus gros festins, sans jamais se plaindre&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors qu&#8217;Alfred est d\u00e9licat, fragile, frugal et qui n\u2019h\u00e9site pas \u00e0 se manifester au moindre \u00e9cart. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais Alfred, c\u2019est aussi un ami bienfaisant, qui veille \u00e0 r\u00e9tablir un \u00e9quilibre indispensable \u00e0 mon organisme malmen\u00e9 par des ann\u00e9es d\u2019exc\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merci Alfred, je veillerai sur toi, pour que jamais, on ne laisse la place au retour d\u2019Alphonse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/sleeve-de-alphonse-a-alfred.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/sleeve-de-alphonse-a-alfred.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-744\" width=\"476\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/sleeve-de-alphonse-a-alfred.jpg 1082w, https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/sleeve-de-alphonse-a-alfred-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/david-sleeve.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/sleeve-de-alphonse-a-alfred-768x424.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avant d\u2019\u00eatre op\u00e9r\u00e9, je consid\u00e9rais la sleeve comme une chirurgie assez radicale proche d\u2019une mutilation. 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