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Le jour J approchant, je ne vais pas vous le cacher, j’\u00e9tais mort de trouille. Pour me rassurer, je me disais que je pourrais toujours renoncer, m\u00eame le jour de l’op\u00e9ration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avant ce jour J, il faut encore franchir une \u00e9tape, l’\u00e9pilation totale du torse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Selon les consignes qui m’ont \u00e9t\u00e9 donn\u00e9es, pas de rasoir mais uniquement de la cr\u00e8me d\u00e9pilatoire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avec l’aide de ma compagne (merci ch\u00e9rie), me voil\u00e0 badigeonn\u00e9 d’un produit plut\u00f4t mal odorant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En tra\u00eetre, une de mes filles prends quelques photos…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la clinique, je suis rapidement pris en charge, \u00e0 poil tout le monde, chemise ‘cul \u00e0 l’air’, et me voil\u00e0 dans une salle d’attente glac\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La chirurgienne vient me voir, me rassure, et m’indique que l’on va rapidement venir me chercher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On m’installe rapidement dans un fauteuil style ‘accouchement’, jambes \u00e9cart\u00e9es… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anesth\u00e9sie…. C’est fini, plus possible de faire marche arri\u00e8re…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me r\u00e9veille la bouche p\u00e2teuse, mais pas de douleur, je passe ma main sur mon ventre et je sens les pansements…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ma premi\u00e8re nuit a \u00e9t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s difficile, impossible de dormir sur le cot\u00e9 \u00e0 cause des cicatrices, et sur le dos j’ai horriblement mal aux lombaire, en plus, j’ai une douleur persistante dans l’\u00e9paule gauche, \u00e0 cause des gaz de l’op\u00e9ration d\u2019apr\u00e8s l’infirmi\u00e8re. En bref, une mauvaise nuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au petit matin, la chirurgienne passe me voir et m’indique que tout s’est bien pass\u00e9…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans cette clinique, c’est service express, techniquement, je peux sortir le lendemain de l’op\u00e9ration et rentrer chez moi, cela me parait totalement fou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai donc fait un autre choix… <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’irai dans une clinique de soins de suite sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e dans l’ob\u00e9sit\u00e9 et qui propose un programme post-sleeve de 21 jours.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le jour J approchant, je ne vais pas vous le cacher, j’\u00e9tais mort de trouille. Pour me rassurer, je me disais que je pourrais toujours renoncer, m\u00eame le jour de l’op\u00e9ration. Avant ce jour J, il faut encore franchir une \u00e9tape, l’\u00e9pilation totale du torse. 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