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Un petit billet pour vous parler d’un accessoire qui m’a accompagn\u00e9 durant des ann\u00e9es : les bretelles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A 150 kg, impossible de mettre un pantalon sans bretelle, au risque de montrer sa lune \u00e0 la populace. Si vous voyez une bouteille de Perrier, vous comprendrez ais\u00e9ment qu’il est impossible de lui mettre un pantalon sans cette indispensable accessoire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Alors, chaque no\u00ebl, j’avais l’inevitable cadeau…des bretelles… cartoon, chic, fa\u00e7on touche de piano… oh ! chouette… encore des bretelles !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais les bretelles, c’est chiant. En hiver, impossible d’aller au toilette sans enlever la veste et le pull. et en plus, en fin de journ\u00e9e, l’elastique fait mal aux \u00e9paules…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il y a quelques jours, je me suis habill\u00e9, en en milieu de matin\u00e9e, je me suis rendu compte que je n’avais pas mes bretelles, et miracle, mon pantalon n’\u00e9tait pas sur mes chevilles… quel bonheur !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors, j’ai fouill\u00e9 mes placards, trouv\u00e9 une vielle ceinture, et c’est chouette, en ayant plus les bretelles qui encadre le bide… on parait plus mince…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors mes proches et amis qui lisaient ce blog, il va falloir vous creuser la t\u00eate, car \u00e0 No\u00ebl… plus question de bretelle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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